Rudi Koertzen, before his last spell as an international umpire, is told by colleague and match referee Chris Broad that a flight has been found to get him home two days early but it will be economy class.
The answer from the South African is negative. Home will have to wait just a bit longer.
His 108th and final Test, between Pakistan and Australia at Headingley, finished almost two days early and Koertzen was keen to start a new domesticated life rather than spend more time in a hotel room.
"The guys asked me what I'm going to do now and I said I'm going to start working on my marriage after 40 years," the 61-year-old said with a chuckle, minutes before he was given a guard of honour by Australia's team.
"My wife (Hyla) has been everything. While I have been travelling she has been the housewife, the maid, the gardener, if we are doing renovations to the house she will take charge and make all the arrangements and I'm very thankful to her."
Koertzen, famous for his 'slow death' raising of his arm when giving batsmen out, will return to the small town of Despatch (about 20 miles from Port Elizabeth) for a more sedate lifestyle not involving airports and hotels as a weekly routine.
With two daughters and two sons - only one son remains at home - Koertzen is a proud family man.
"They have followed my career with a passion and they eat, drink and sleep cricket," he added. "Whenever I go home there is always a television on and someone will be watching cricket."
The Australian squad form a guard of honour for umpire Rudi Koertzen (centre) before the fourth day of the second cricket Test at Headingley Carnegie cricket ground in Leeds on Saturday
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